An extract from the bestselling scroll

“The Oldest Secret”

By Dav’Chek’Ick

Are you ready for this? I wish I did not have to present the following information because it complicates things and opens my argument to public ridicule. But let’s accept it. If this is where the evidence takes me this is where I’ll go each time.

I don’t think the who-mans in the ancient scriptures and the ancient gods are the same species, though there may very well be a genetic connection between them. Putting together the mass of evidence, visions, research and opinions that I’ve read or heard almost daily these past few years, I feel the who-mans are a species that comes from an ancient mammalian genetic strand from before the cataclysm.

In ancient-life research these are known as the ape-kin. I’m not alone with this opinion either. I’ve been personally amazed by how many ar’throps today are open to these possibilities and, as a matter of fact, are coming to the same conclusion through their own personal investigation. These include several that would’ve mocked the idea not long ago.

Master Tik’Chun, a former biology scholar from the Superior School of Ack’Chack’Tack once believed wholeheartedly in the version of our ar’thropod history in which our species came into this er’th through the survival of the fittest. Purely based on the weight of evidence and his own experience, he is now convinced that the Roa’ch-kin were artificially inseminated by ancient Apes and that a mammalian race has secretly controlled the planet over hundreds of millions of years and continues to do so until today. Tik’Chun’s research is detailed in his excellent scroll, “The Roa’ch-Kin Ancient Origins,” in which he suggests that the who-mans found in the ancient scrolls are this mammalian race, which is another point in which we coincide.

Famous space-scholar Freck’Ba’Ack once said during a press conference in the Bri’Ish Hives on 2971 of our current age that the world was being controlled by beings that could manifest in many ways.

— They made the cataclysm happen. The evidence is in the er’thly sediment layers, recorded in the zoot and ashes that still emanate energy. — He said in front of amazed journalists. — They blew up the sky, the sea and land with powerful energy bombs.

I know this seems completely outrageous, but you must read the entirety of “The Oldest Secret” to see the breath of evidence that backs this all up. If you stop now or after a couple of chapters because your belief system overloads, then that is your choice, but you will lose the opportunity to see that what is maddeningly incredible is the actual truth.

When I compare enormous quantities of information, the more likely it seems to me that we are talking about two different situations running side by side. There was, and there could still be, another ancient sentient race living on er’th besides the ancient mammalian race that ancients called the who-mans and other ancient scrolls refer to as the Ape-Kin. It could’ve happened that this other race went to war against these warm-blooded mammalian who-mans.

The legends of various cultures register these “wars between gods” all over the world and these may have included conflicts among sentient races as well as those described in the ancient scrolls that seem to involved different factions of who-Mans fighting among themselves. Even today there are many modern tales of ar’throps that affirm having seen hairless apes walking upright whose skin seems smooth and soft with small eyes and large hands protruding from their front legs.

J’Son’Bi’Chck III (an alias), an ancient-life scholar believes that the er’then age we live in was manufactured. Evidence in the fossil record and coal strata indicates it may have been possible that the fungi and bacteria that were been responsible for consuming decaying plant matter went extinct during the great cataclysm at the beginning of our current age. The diggings show that 360 million years ago, at the end of the first coal accumulation period, fungi first developed the capacity to digest decaying plant material. Our planet had it for the next 300 million years afterwards when, somehow, at the start of our current er’then era, the great cataclysm eliminated them. Bi’Chck, in his bestselling scroll “Our Artificial Age”, details how the fossils records show a massive reduction in plant decay after a sudden drop in er’th temperature that lasted for several millennia along with large amounts of highly energetic zoot and ash accumulations on the er’then strata. Evidence suggests that the last ice age was a product of the “wars between gods”.

Furthermore there are fossilized remains of ancient microorganisms that have no relationship to any other known microorganism that came before and which are still being studied that coincide with the years of high energy decay caused by the explosions. The degraded chemical remains of these bacterial colonies that seemed to invade every corner of the er’th and the sea show some structures unlike anything ever seen in nature that may have enabled these ancient bacteria to feed off of the energy remnants from the bombs and produce chemical reagents that may have helped eliminate the plant eating microorganisms surrounding them. As the bomb-energy decayed so did these unusual microorganisms until they too died off. The sharp drop in temperature along with the energy-rich remnants from the war fed the bacteria for thousands of years and prevented the decay of plant material as well as its combustion. This sequestered large amounts of carbon from the air below the er’th and, as the planet warmed up again and the plant life diversified once more, it also allowed for the return of an oxygen rich atmosphere last seen on the planet 360 million years ago. The biosphere evolved once more into the giant trees and large ar’thropods that became our ancestors. Bi’Chck believes that these bacteria, which he calls “the carbon makers”, were artificially bred by the who-mans to alter the carbon cycle of the Er’th so that whenever there are wars of annihilation on the planet, our age returns and the ar’throps reign supreme.

Why did the who-mans and whatever other sentient race they were at war with returned the planet to an earlier period in its history? The answer, once again, lies in the coal. For a brief period, shortly before the cataclysm took place, geological strata shows that atmospheric emissions of large quantities of carbon took place.

Ancient-life scholars such as Ad’ch Des’chk believe that the study of the ruins and technological wonders, much of which has been lost already, from the ancient who-mans may shed some light on this matter. The

ape’s atmospheric conditions allowed them to harness fire to a degree no Roa’ch-kin civilization has been able to match. The relative lack of atmospheric oxygen during the who-man age allowed them to create wonderful trinkets of ingenuity and technique that harnessed the energy of coal to propel wheels and flapping wings. To that end it was necessary. It became the fuel that allowed them to propel themselves to ever greater heights, but it was, during their lifetime, a scarce and very limited resource. Where the who-mans aware of it’s finite nature? Did they think that no one that came after them would be able to reach the stars without it?

Our kind, the Roa’ch-kin, has lost many great things to the fire. Our oxygenated Er’th allows for a spark to become a flame and a flame to become raging blaze in the blink of an eye, in the flap of our wings. To this day no evidence of the continued existence of who-man apes exist. Bu I wouldn’t put it past their technical wizardry to device the means to survive. There could be entire cities hidden in the oxygen deprived heights of our tallest mountains and peaks where the air is thin enough for them to breathe freely. No one has ever been able to gather sufficient evidence of their mysterious sightings in remote villages and isolated areas. But our kind has lost many great things to the fire.

There exists an account of a deep mountain expedition 45 years ago by a certain R’Chek Chu’lek IV. He and his team of explorers set out to find the ruins of the legendary who-man hidden city of Shambhala up in a remote mountainous region in the other side of the Er’th. The only record that survives is R’Check’s expeditionary log, which seems exceedingly fantastic and which no one believes in anymore. It talks about self-powered wheeled carriages, of incredibly loud gas-powered slings which they used to defend themselves and of heavily armored apes hidden in dark caves, waiting for millions of years to take back the world for themselves.

R’chek’s expedition, says the diary, managed to capture one of these apes. While captured, our language scholar established communication with him in an ancient who-man tongue known as English. R’chek’s recounts an interrogation that went on for several hours until the air tanks the who-man used to breathe emptied out. During the interrogation they learned that there were currently two million of them hidden in the mountains and maybe even more on other hidden enclaves all over the r’th, they learned that they have spies everywhere, that some even live among us in high-ranking positions of power, pretending to be one of us, learning, reporting and controlling the flow of history to their liking.

They have toppled countries, dethroned queens and destabilized entire continents for untold millennia and want to use us as their slaves to terraform the earth back to conditions suitable for their development. We are only temporary.

—The divinely appointed guardians to their fuel deposits. — Said the who-man. To that end they must establish an oppressive global order to control us and prevent our rebellion.

— The earth was ours before it was yours. We did with it as we liked, as we wanted. But we weren’t gods, we were children. We didn’t know what we were doing. No one did. And we ruined it. — He said and, as his air supply ran out, he became conscious of his own demise. — There were those among us who were smart enough to engineer the means to be able to get a second chance. A second chance at civilization, a second chance at life and at love. — Tears flowed from his small, beady ape eyes. — And we… — As he spoke as he gasped for air. — Have been… waiting for millions… Of years. — He rasped before losing consciousness forever.

— You… will…not…stop….us.

R’Chek Chu’lek IV lived the rest of his life in complete paranoia, dedicated to his new casuse, spreading awareness of the enemy hidden among us and the coming threat. While he had managed to bring the remains of the ape back to civilization he was quickly discredited by the powers that be and almost lost his life and all his er’thly possessions in the great fire of 2936. He died old and destitute at a remote nursery for the elderly at the very ripe age of 55. The historians said it had all been a hoax, that the pictures had been doctored, that he had started the fire himself. Our kind has lost many great things to the fire.

Chu’lek’s account of the hidden city of Shambhala is the only believable document that proof the who-mans still live among us. I’ve never seen one, but I’ve personally interviewed numerous ar’throps who say they have. Never having seen one isn’t the same as never having felt the invisible hand of their machinations and the tug of their puppet strings. May the gods help us all.