Hayduke Irish Lives!

Open now for fiction, nonfiction, and poetry.

Last checked Sep 23, 2026

Hayduke Irish Lives! is an adults-only magazine seeking clever, politically and environmentally focused satire.

Response time info: one month

Submission calls

fictionLiteraryEligibility requirementsPays: $0.01-$0.03 per word; feature article contest currently pays $200.

Open to: For adults only; submissions must not name politicians.

Seeks funny, clever satire, up to 6500 words; do not name politicians. Submissions are open.

nonfictionHumorEligibility requirementsPays: $0.01-$0.03 per word; feature article contest currently pays $200.

Open to: For adults only; nonfiction must not concern any living political person.

Seeks humorous nonfiction and satire, up to 6500 words; no nonfiction about any living political person. Submissions are open.

poetryHumorEligibility requirementsPays: $10 per poem.

Open to: For adults only; submissions must not name politicians.

Accepts poetry that is genuinely funny; do not name politicians. Submissions are open.

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